Survival-sKills

Did u know that people actually do these things in to survive. One of my close friends, who happen to live in a very hot place, were on army training on his weenie days. He was punished because he did not wake up for the emergency siren. A part of the punishment was to leave the person on a deserted land for 3 consecutive days, without water. With nothing but ragged clothes and a knife to bear the dangers.

Survival Kill One:
If u run out of water, or want to find water in a desert, capture any type of lizard, and then keep it in the hot sun until it becomes so white and dry that it is almost about to die. Release the poor creature and it will run to water. Follow the poor brat to get some very unclean water if you are lucky enough.




Survival Kill Two:
You need to find food. Meat. The only food option is the deer in desert. Maybe Goats. If u want to hunt a deer down, there is a very simple but effective way. Find urself some deer dung and apply it all over the body. Because you don't have a gun, you have to get close to the deer. The only way to confuse these herbivores is to stink. Enjoy the dry smell of shit all over you and a semi-toasted piece of flesh on hot stones. But before u enjoy this, you still have to skin the victim...I don't wanna go into the details.



THE PERSON WHO ENDEAVORED THIS IS FUCKED UP. He says so for himself.